Humorous Friday

"Out of the mouth of babes" come the most profound and most hilarious and sometimes embarrassing things.  One mother made sure she was covered from day one...

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher
a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents.' 

Maybe there should be a T-shirt with this stated on it!